Incessant Ramblings of a Former Fat Chick

Random tales of a klutzy 30-something gal navigating through life's everyday embarrassments. Written for those who've plowed over executive vice presidents in the hallway and spilled coffee on themselves three times in one day!

Saturday, November 22, 2014

Infested

›
I'm usually pretty healthy -- I don't catch colds and flus very often.  In fact, I think the last time I had the flu was 15 years ag...
Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Weigh-In #1

›
So I made it through my first week of Weight Watchers...and I actually stuck to the plan this time. Usually I just attend the meetings and h...

A plethora of firsts

›
Wee One is going through an exciting series of firsts -- all at the same time:   • First teeth • First cold • First pink eye -  in both eyes...
Sunday, November 09, 2014

Guess what else the baby finds funny

›
Poop! More specifically, the kind of poop that causes a rock, paper, scissors marathon in my house.  "Wait, wait - best out of 3!"...

Maybe I should be concerned

›
Sanctimommies are everywhere: "I would never give my baby formula." "If you use drugs during delivery, you'll dope up ...
Thursday, November 06, 2014

Eeek

›
So I realize that I recently had a baby and all, but it sucks that I can no longer fit in my pants. Plus, since I'm breastfeeding, I hav...
Sunday, November 02, 2014

I'm back...maybe

›
After a ridiculously long hiatus, I think I'm back. Sorry I was gone so long,,.I was busy making this: Over the past two years, w...
Thursday, January 31, 2013

Bizarro Eljabo

›
Last night I had the strangest dream.  (And yes, I realize I'm happily married, but it's impossible to control what you dream.  If y...
Sunday, January 27, 2013

I think I'm in love

›
My parents got me a spiral vegetable slicer for Christmas.  It's the Paderno World Cuisine Tri-Blade Plastic Spiral Vegetable Slicer ....
›
Home
View web version
Powered by Blogger.