Every once in awhile I encounter something that makes me swear off fast food forever. (Until the next time I smell french fries.)
Today, it's the Burger Museum. (Click here to see it.) This guy collected McDonald's hamburgers and just let the burgers sit in his basement for year and nothing (like mold or decomposition) happened to them.
First of all, thank goodness I'm not married to him because letting food sit around in your basement is GROSS and I would have had to put a stop to that little scientific experiment, which means we'd never know just how disgusting Mickey-Ds actually is.
Secondly, it's a little alarming that these hamburgers can sit out for years and years and years and nothing happens to them. Mice and insects don't even want them.
I wonder if people even decompose anymore when they die. We are probably so filled with Twinkies and Krispy Kremes and Big Macs, we stay the same forever. Who needs Botox? Just eat a Filet'O'Fish.
As I am still suffering from writer's block, this is all I have today, folks!