Here are the things that woke me up last night:
- Gigantic thunderstorm lasting a half-hour
- Noise from cat knocking things over as she wedged herself in a place she shouldn't be
- Other cat using my lower abdomen as a springboard
- Horrifying wedding dream in which on my wedding day, I had no styling products for my hair, had no hair stylist, had no makeup, had no makeup person, had no transportation, was running late looking like a hot mess and for some reason invited all kinds of people I didn't like at my old job to my wedding
Hmmm...maybe someone from my old job hired a dream extractor to insert the idea into my subconscious brain that I should invite them. Kidding -- I just saw Inception so I'm on a dream extractor kick. Plus, the only people who care about weddings are the people having them and their immediate families. To everyone else, they're a torturous necessity only aided by free booze.