My Arse Hurts

In my neverending quest for the perfect booty, I let a friend talk me into trying a spinning class. He swore that I would not only survive, but that I would also love it.

I checked it out - and he was right, I did love it. However, there were some bumps in the road. Here were my thoughts:

• Is my butt actually supposed to fit on this teeny tiny seat?
  
  
• Am I the only person with half of my butt cheeks hanging off?
  
  
• Ouch! This really hurts my va-jay-jay. What if I slip?
  
  
• I should shift back a little bit. Ouch! Now, this hurts my ass. What if I slip?
  
  
• Is it supposed to hurt this much?
  
  
• My co-workers weren't kidding when they suggested padded shorts.
  
  
• Wait...she wants me to stand up and ride the bike?
  
  
• You know, for as much natural padding I have on my bottom, you'd think it wouldn't hurt this badly.
  
  
• I should have brought a towel.
  
  
• Everyone in this room is skinny...this must really work.
  

Although, for as much pain as this caused my entire downstairs neighborhood, it was a blast - the hour just flew by. I can't wait to try it again!