Just watched the debut (and DVRd) episode of America's Got Talent (I'm on call all weekend so I can't leave my apartment).
I'm so glad I did -- I got to see a sweetheart of an 80-year-old male stripper. With a smattering of glitter dusting his bronzed pecs, this maestro of the erotic arts did things with a glow stick that gave me chills. He said women pass out at his shows because they're so excited by his performances (either that or they're afraid to keep looking - he is rather like the sun, blinding and deadly).
He's 80 years old and the world's oldest stripper, which got me thinking, why stop with 80? Who's to say there can't be a 92 and 3/4-year-old stripper or maybe a 101-year-old stripper? The possibilities are endless!
Here's the video: