K-Fed Bugs Me
Kevin Federline has his first speaking role on the upcoming season of CSI. This really should be against the law. In fact, any casting agent who even thinks of putting K-Fed in any role should be fined $1 million. Unless he's being cast as a corpse. I could go for a Kevin Federline corpse. If you think about it, we're the ones being punished. Sure Britney married him - and I feel sorry for her - but does that mean his "talent" or lack thereof should be forced down our throats? Ugh!
Paris Hilton Bugs Me
Actually, I find this more amusing than anything else. Cher's son Elijah Blue Allman spilled the beans about an alleged sexual encounter he had with Ms. Hilton. The best line ever:
"...after the encounter, he became so worried that he might have contracted a disease that he went downstairs and scrubbed his private parts with a household cleaner, probably Tilex."
Somehow, Elijah, I don't think that'll work! That sentence left me with a funny, but vaguely uncomfortable visual. Hopefully it did the same for you!
Things That Don't Bug Me