My favorite was this 40-something gent who brought some type of lubricant with him. Chris Hansen (you have to say both of his names) is like "What's that in your pocket?" "My phone." "No your other pocket." "Oh -that's K-Y Jelly." "So you brought K-Y Jelly with you on your visit to a 12-year-old girl?" They talk more and the guy leaves. "Oh...don't forget your jelly," Chris Hansen says. Tee hee.
And I love it when he reads their chat conversations out loud in a completely deadpan voice. "You said you were hard." I'm glad Dateline does this - these sickos need to be locked up. I never have understood how men can be attracted to such young girls. I felt pervy the one time I went out with a 25-year-old.
Speaking of pervy, well not really - but I had a blast from my romantic past yesterday. This guy I went out with in November e-mailed me - he was the aide to a Republican member of government. I'm not sure yet if I want to write back - although I kind of want to be snarky and say "Why did you hide from me in Giant Eagle a few months ago?" He was kind of a dumbass, so I feel like I could have some fun being bitchy to him. But that's not very nice...
I'm so nervous about my show today -- here's hoping it goes OK!