The truth is, saggy drawers are kind of funny. The other day I saw some guy hobbling across the road holding up his pants with one hand. As soon as I passed him, he dropped the pants, revealing a good portion of his booty. (Apparently, he was in the commando camp.) If this had been banned, I would have missed one of the whitest behinds I've ever seen. (Of course, I can't really check out my own - mine might be worse!)
More importantly, what's next? Will we be banning mullets or big, brickwall bangs or people who go underwearless at the gym? There are a host of fashion crimes I'd like to see banned - but since I probably commit several myself, I don't particularly want to be ticketed for crimes of fashion. It just seems like a waste of time!
My Stripper Name
I just took one of those random stripper name tests. I'm Sapphire Glitter Hiney. That's right. Maybe I should change my permanent name. I'm sure as Sapphire Glitter Hiney, I can really get ahead in the world!