We stayed at the swanky Arizona Biltmore Resort and Spa. My roo

My only mishap was in the Fitness Center. I woke up at 5 a.m. rarin' to go. (Darn time zone changes!) I ran on the treadmill and lifted some weights, trying to (unsuccessfully) burn off the cheeseburger and fries I ate. Afterward, I showered in the women's locker room because they had all these fabulous body scrubs and hair products.
I cut my leg shaving. You would think after 21 years of shaving my legs, I could manage to do it without hitting a major artery, but sadly, you'd be thinking wrong. I'm in a hoity-toity spa locker room, dripping blood everywhere. It was so embarrassing!
After I stopped the blood, I was standing around in my towel because I wanted to use their lotion. My room came equipped with two conditioners - no lotion. An employee comes in and stands right in front of the mirror (and lotion) primping. I had to wait for her to leave because there's no way I'm putting on lotion in front of her. I'm not really a 'be naked in front of strangers' kind of girl and I suspected some part of the towel would fall if I tried to hold on to it AND put on the lotion. After 10 minutes she left - enough time for my leg to start bleeding again. It was all very traumatic.
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