I have to say, I'm more the bubble bath type...not the wallow in grease type.
My favorite part of the story is this section:
A KFC manager said the young woman who quit expressed an interest in taking a bath in the sink, but the manager told her not to do it.
Had "expressed an interest?" Did she gaze longingly at the sink and say "Gosh, when I see all those dirty dishes covered in grease floating around in that harsh fast-food restaurant dish soap next to those gnawed-on chicken bones, I think relaxation. In fact, I think bubble-time."
I worked at Hardee's for a summer (midnight shift - woo hoo!) and never once wanted to take a bath anywhere in the place. (I didn't even want to eat there!) In fact, my clothes smelled like french fries that entire summer -- I can't imagine what bathing there would've done to my person.