I Think I'm Turning Into a Man

I am living out of boxes and sadly can't remember where I put most of my stuff. Luckily, I found my body wash today, so I no longer have to wash with Simon's Old Spice.

Sadly, I STILL can't find my razor so I think I might be turning into a yeti.

I also can't find my shampoo, so I've been sudsing my scalp with Simon's Axe 2 -in-1 Shampoo/Conditioner. I've seen those commercials. If women start throwing themselves at me today, I'm going to be really annoyed.