You don't need to freak yourself out, flashing that white cotton puff around when you see me.
I read Watership Down and watched the cartoon. Multiple times. I know all about you.
Go back to your warren and tell Fiver and Hazel that the nasty cat living behind the elementary school and fast hrududus speeding around the neighborhood are bigger threats than me.
I'm nice. I chased the cat away. I may even bring you carrots.
Just calm down already. You're going to give yourself a heart attack.
Sincerely,
Eljabo
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