Things That Make Me Go Hmmm

I stopped by Walgreen's today to buy maxi-pads and tampons. What can I say? I like having options.

When I checked out, the sales associate looked over my items and said "What? No chocolate?"

Really? You're going to make a chocolate crack when I'm buying tampons and maxi-pads. Trust me - you don't want me to go all pre-menstrual on you. It's not pleasant.