I'm Supposed to Use Toilet Paper

Today, I stopped by CVS on the way home from work to buy toilet paper. Since I had to walk a block to my car past a bunch of scary bus-waiters, I opted not to buy one of the 12-packs. I opted for a dainty 4-pack, instead.

The cashier asked me if I wanted it double-bagged, so no one would see.

20-something me would have been embarrassed about carrying toilet paper 30-something me has been embarrassed by way worse things than toilet paper.

Plus, I'm SUPPOSED to use toilet paper.

No need for double bagging!