Why Has No One Told Me This?

I was looking over some of my honeymoon pictures when I noticed something that horrified me.

One of my eyes points the wrong way.

I'm 34 years old and no one has ever told me that I have a freaky possessed eye.

It doesn't look like that in EVERY picture, which is a relief. However, it appeared that way in enough pictures to freak me out.

Apparently, I'm one of those people that you can't tell which eye is looking at you when you talk to me.

Ew.

I am not pleased.