When I ordered the drink, the bartender asked to see my ID. I was so excited. I've been feeling fat, frumpy, boring and old lately and this was proof that I've still got it.
Then I looked up and saw a sign. It said something along the lines of, 'Under 99? You have to show ID.' Yep, I wasn't carded because I'm still youthful. I was carded because I'm under 99. And just like that, my excitement faded.
Except, the 3-D Harry Potter was spectacular and cheered me up immensely.