I had a busy Friday morning. I had to stop at a lab to have some blood taken. Usually, it just takes a few minutes. Unfortunately, the lab tech kept sticking various parts of my arm, only to have no blood come out. She finally poked a vein in my hand. It worked but she could only get a half vial of blood. I apparently never have to worry about bleeding to death.
All that excitement made me late for work, so I parked in the basement garage and began strolling in at 8:45 a.m. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw an SUV rocking. I didn't think anything of it. I figured someone was just getting something out of their back seat.
As I got closer, I heard someone yelling. I was afraid someone was hurt or getting murdered so I stopped and looked around. The windows of the SUV were tinted so all I could see were shadows in the back seat. I heard more yelling and then I realized people were doing it. Or, more accurately, they were finishing up from doing it. In the backseat of their SUV. At 8:45 in the morning. And you can only park in the basement if you have a monthly parking pass, so it's someone who works downtown.
I realize that you might think it's hot to bang in your backseat in public. I am here to tell you that it is not.
If you want to do that, do it mid-morning when people are at work. Or do it at night when people are home.
No one wants to see that - except maybe some of the construction guys.