Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Keep Your Fingers Crossed

I'm applying for a writer job on a diet food website. No, I wouldn't quit my day job, simply moonlight at night - imparting my vast diet food wisdom on the masses.

And who better to tell people what guiltless food is delish and what should be thrown immediately on a monstrous heap of trash? That's right, me! A former lardass (although still a slight bubble butt) who has eaten more crap that tastes like straw than any person should ever have to.

We'll see what happens - there's lots of talented writers out there! But, wish me luck!

P.S. In case you're wondering, that's a picture of an avocado. my favorite diet-friendly treat.

And yes, they have a lot of fat - but the good kind that keeps your skin and hair glowing. Plus, they taste like you're eating something sinful! (Although according to Nourishing Traditions - see last night's post - I'd be better off eating a bowl of goose lard and raw lamb than vegetable fat)


shroud said...

Mmmm... goose lard and raw lamb. Who wouldn't love that?

amymvt said...

that would be so cool if you got the moonlighting job!