[ McConaughey] was spotted sitting Indian-style atop the bar at La Lora Amarilla, shouting, 'Margarita!' Bartender Dasha Valakhanovitch tells Us, 'It was not a beautiful sight.' ... Local Jessica McCallum adds that McConaughey was so un-starlike that 'by the third night, it was like, "Is he still wearing the same outfit?"' (Yes, he was -- black shorts and a bandanna, to be exact.
Isn't that the best visual? A dirty Matthew McConaughey sitting on a bar yelling 'Margarita!'
[After] nine shots of vodka, McConaughey again put his charisma to use. 'He went up to a woman, got inches from her face and said in a deep, sexy voice, "Hello, I'm Matthew,'" says a witness.The article also says that he hasn't worn deodorant in 20 years and prefers bathing in rivers.
How funny! Smelly, drunk, womanizing, margarita-shouting Matthew McConaughey. We should get married!