Saturday = Still Boring

Apparently I have nothing better to do tonight than ponder Paris Hilton's sex life. Why? I'm a sad, sad girl. I just read an article where she said she's going to be celibate for a year - she'll kiss boys, but no bedroom action.

Are we so sad as a society that someone has to announce to the media that they're not going to have sex for a year? (I'll answer that - yes, we are that sad, and yes, more media announcements please.)

In other Paris news:

• She's only slept with 2 guys in her whole life. (OK - the video guy was one and I'm pretty sure her TWO Greek shipping heirs - how did she manage to get two of them? - are not really the virginal types. I bet Mary-Kate puts out)
• She's shy. (snort)
• She compares herself to Princess Diana (who was also shy)
• If you pay her $500,000, she'll come to your party.

I absolutely DETEST Paris Hilton (although I find her stupidity fascinating.) She doesn't do anything. She doesn't have any talent whatsoever. She can't sing. She can't act. She's famous for being rich. And people who like bony bottle-blondes find her attractive. I don't get it.