Why The World's Coming to an End

Here are two things that will make you wonder why on earth you have to know them. That's how I'm feeling about now!

Screech Makes a Sex Tape

As in a personal sex tape, not a professional porn video. Our little Saved by the Bell wunderkind is now having threesomes with women and performing sex acts that I'm not even familiar with.

(Sadly, I looked up one of the details from the story out of morbid curiosity. Please do not follow in my shoes. You're better off not knowing.)

Someone (either Ellen Degeneres or Rosie O'Donnell) once said they wouldn't sleep with Screech if he were the last man on earth - and if he were, they'd swim around to see if they could find someone else. Granted, they're both lesbians, but that philosophy should apply to straight girls too!

Fabio's Kitchen of Love

Really, I don't need to say anything more than this. Check it out.