As a life-long woman, I have missed out on that one special winter rite of passage: peeing my name in the snow. It seems that only those with a schlong can do so gracefully(if you can call such an action graceful.) I would need a funnel, the ability to do acrobatic contortions and would still probably end up peeing on my feet.
Now a website has been created that gives all of us deprived ladies the opportunity to pee letters in the snow, without freezing our arses.
So give it your best shot!