Yesterday I had to be up and ready to go at 6:30 a.m. This presented a bit of a challenge for me, as I do not normally wake up before 6:30 a.m. Bleary-eyed, I stumble to the shower to have the water wake me up.
While there, I pour shampoo in my hand so I can wash my hair. Somehow the water from the shower splashes into my hand, sending a gob of shampoo straight into my mouth. (Yes, I'm completely serious.)
Not thinking, I try to rinse the shampoo out, which only causes it to foam. I'm standing there shaking my head, foam is pouring out of my mouth and all I can think is, why on earth do these things only happen to me?