I keep thinking of this quote from Bridget Jones's Diary (one of my favorite movies!):
Major dilemma. If actually do, by some terrible chance, end up in flagrante surely these would be most attractive at crucial moment. (holds up thong) However, chances of reaching crucial moment greatly increased by wearing these scary stomach-holding-in pants very popular with grannies the world over.
Yep, that's me. Not that I go anywhere near thongs - quite frankly, they scare me. But I'm going to soon have to resort to scary stomach-holding-in drawers unless I get my mind back on this Weight Watchers stuff.