Friday, January 05, 2007

What? The First Major Breakup of 2007?

Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz are apparently splitsville. If those two crazy kids can't make it, what hope do the rest of us have?

I always liked Cameron - she seems like a smart, funny, sassy girl who is way too good for the likes of Justin.

Of course, this frees up J-Tim to hang out with former love Britney Spears. Maybe they can make beautiful little Mouseketeers together. I see Britney's future as having about 500 kids, big fat soda cans curling her hair and granny panties hanging on a clotheslines.

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