American Idol Sucks Really Bad This Season

I'm actually appalled by the show -and so disappointed. This is something I look forward to every year and it's just dreadful this season. I have no idea what's going on. Sanjaya seems to be "the untouchable." Haley cries every week and wins the pity vote. Three people forgot their words. The two front-runners are boring, screaming divas. I actually do like Melinda Doolittle, but her 'Aw shucks, do you really think I'm good?' routine is getting on my nerves. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to continue watching it.

Things That Don't Suck

• Someone Recreating the Helms Deep Battle in The Two Towers With Gummy Bears You forget...I saw Lord of the Rings the Musical.
• A Tootsee Roll Pop Lick-O-Meter Answering the age-old question, how many licks DOES it take.
• Benetino's Habanero & Monterey Jack Chicken & Turkey Sausages - Unfortunately there's no link, but they sell these in Wal-Mart in the prepared foods section (near the eggrolls and deli salads). OMG ...these babies are to die for. Only 3 points (!), they're spicy and ooze cheese like those awesome-but-bad-for-you cheese- filled hot dogs I used to eat as a kid. Just watch out because when they get hot...the cheese squirts out!