Friday, May 25, 2007

OMG - I'm Going to Vomit

There is a used condom in the middle of the sidewalk - right before I climb the stairs to my apartment.

I can put up with mountains of disgusting dog crap, the Christmas tree my neighbors threw in the woods behind my building and even the acrobatic activities of my nocturnal below-stairs neighbors. What I can't put up with is used condoms. That's disgusting. Just flush the damn thing - don't just leave it in the middle of the sidewalk.

I'm uber-annoyed because it's not like I live in the ghetto or something. This is actually a fairly nice area. Unfortunately, the rent in my building is not that expensive, so some of the local elements are not that savory.

I don't know if it fell out of someone's trash or what, but if it's still there tomorrow morning, I may have to immediately move. Not sure where to, since I really don't have enough money saved to buy a house, but I'll figure something out.

7 comments:

Sir Mixalot said...

You can crash with me. And, I always flush...

ChippedGlass said...

Are condoms biodegradable? Everyone KNOWS that anything you flush, ends up in the water supply and then you drink it.

Eljabo said...

Ew - OK, I think that may be worse than the sidewalk thing...although I'm not sure.

Luckily, the condom is now gone. Thank goodness someone picked up that nasty thing! Ugh - it's not like I live on campus or somewhere grody like that.

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Eljabo said...

Blech - some stange dude felt the need to share what he does with HIS condoms.

It's bad enough I have to know what my neighbors do with theirs, but complete strangers? That's the straw!

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Eljabo said...

Again, enough with weirdos telling me what you do with your used condoms - I don't care what you do with them.

And stop googling flushed condom or used condom or whatever you picked - that's just weird!