I was at Easton today - finally returning the two Victoria's Secret bras I got suckered into buying a month ago - when I decided to browse Barnes & Noble. As I was wandering through the aisles, I spied a small brown book with a picture of a toilet on it. The book was a weird size and color so I looked a little closer - What's Your Poo Telling You? was the title.
Here's the thing: I'm not sure I'm interested in what my poo is telling me. I thumbed through and it featured the Braille poo and the Hanging Chad, among others. Sadly, even though it grosses me out, I feel the strangest urge to buy this book. I'm not sure why. Maybe I'll give it to someone as a gift - if I can remember who has the next birthday.
Other Random Weekend Happenings
I was a complete lazy butt all weekend. In fact, today I spent most of the morning in bed with my snoozing kittens watching about five Facts of Life episodes in a row. I'm definitely living the rock star life.
Last night, I went with some friends to Movie Tavern - this fabulous place where you can order food and watch movies at the same time. We went to see Superbad. The movie was so damn funny I almost peed my pants. You can't get better than Michael Cera (who played George Michael on Arrested Development.) He plays awkward teen better than anyone else on earth.
I highly recommend - so check it out!