Her third fragrance? Who knew she had even one?
I'm sorry, but of all the celebrities I'd want to smell like, she isn't on the list. In fact, I think X-Tina would smell like a combination of stale beer, cigarettes, greasy hair and plastic. If I passed her in the street, I'd want to scrub her down with a long-handled soapy brush (or shove her into the nearest car wash.)
Perplexed by my lack of celebrity fragrance knowledge, I scoped out the details:
Simply Christina -- an oriental floral with top notes of blackcurrant, a heart of peony and prune (prune?) and a base of vanilla
Xpose -- this one is a bit of a mystery...I imagine it's the stale beer smelling fragrance