When I saw her pulling the watermelon off the shelf, I said "The watermelon is really NOT good. At all. She seemed disappointed, but she put it back.
I did find two tasty yogurt flavors: Yoplait Light Cinnamon Roll & Cherry Cobbler. Delicious! (Of course, I would pick the flavors that taste like dessert.)
My cats are stressing me out at night. Well, Daphne is stressing me out -- Zoe just lies at my feet and doesn't move until I get up. The problem with Daphne is the second I wake up and move around, she thinks that she should get up too.
This morning I woke up from a nightmare at 4 a.m. (I had a terrible dream about a murderer hiding in my apartment. I think I have to stop reading those dreadful Left Behind books. When I read them before bed, I have nightmares about death and destruction. I bet if I were reading chick lit or trashy romance novels, I'd have more relaxing dreams.) When I woke up, that was Daphne's cue. She started jumping on furniture, knocking over crap and attacking a random receipt that was on the floor.
Sadly, whispering "Stop it! Those are bad behaviors" had no effect whatsoever so I was forced to turn on the light.
Of course, as soon as I turn on the light to chase her away, I find her plopped on the floor looking half asleep. Lights go out - she's at it again. Lights go on - she stops. So annoying!
I wouldn't care if she was awake in another room but she always has to be in the same room as me. If I kick her out, she scratches at the door and meows until I let her back in. Argh. I have spoiled, spoiled kitties.