Apparently me! This yogurt is the most vile substance on earth.
First, there's the color. I just don't think food should be salmon-colored unless it actually is salmon. I found it jarring. There I was in the midst of my beige cubicle-dom when all of a sudden, I'm faced with a bowl of salmon-colored slop.
Next, there was the taste. It tastes nothing like watermelon, people. Watermelon is light and refreshing - perfect with a sprinkling of salt or perhaps some feta cheese. This yogurt tasted exactly like every other artificially sweetened yogurt, except it was salmon-colored. It had a chalky texture. After two bites, I felt like my taste buds were numb. I had to throw it away.
Please do yourself a favor - stay far, far away from the watermelon yogurt. In fact, I haven't tried the cantaloupe flavor yet, but I'd steer clear of that too! Life's too short to eat disgusting slop!