I was bored tonight so I found a site that let me combine my picture with Simon's picture to see what our baby would look like.
Here's what it would look like - not sure where the gray eyes come from - apparently we would have a very depressed child:
If Harry Potter and I had a baby - apparently it would have awful vision:
If Simon and Emma Watson (Hermione) had a baby:
If I had a baby with Shrek - my skin tone must be more dominant than green: