Sunday, February 26, 2012

I'm Cuddly, B*tch!

So I'm having a rebound fling with Netflix...just with the streaming service.  I decided to watch every episode of How I Met Your Mother.   I stopped watching in 2008 because I was dating a lot of jackasses and the main character, Ted, was being a giant jackass, so it hit a little too close to home.  But now that I'm a boring married lady, I find the show to be insanely entertaining.

Simon and I are still doing our vegan thing with minimal cheating. At dinner the other night, Simon said, "It's amazing - the weight is just falling off now that we're vegan.  I'm not watching what I eat or exercising or anything."  I thought about pouring nacho cheese down his throat.

This morning, he announced:  "Guess what!  I weighed myself and I weigh XXX lbs. That's the lowest I've weighed in five years and I'm not even trying.!"  Again, I thought about force-feeding him Krispy Kreme doughnuts.

While Simon has dropped about 15 lbs in two weeks without even trying, I'm stuck with my measly 2.  I realize that it's harder for women..but GRR.

But then, I watched this scene from How I Met Your Mother and Marshall made me feel much better!

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