Feeling a Bit Like a Porcupine?

Is it just me, or is this ad really disturbing? I just can't figure out who would have even thought this would appeal to women. What do all those animals have to do with the product?

I've never heard a woman complain about feeling a bit lobsterish in her downstairs area. (And trust me, women talk about some gross stuff so I would've heard!) As if it's not embarrassing enough to buy girly projects, now you're going to have pimply pre-pubescent boys wiggling their eyebrows at you while thinking of a blowfish. Ugh.