I've already written about how my neighbors stole the dirt out of the flowerpot I had sitting outside my door.
This morning, I opened my door to find my neighbor's ugly looking up at me. Yeppers, the oh-so-mature college students who live caddy corner to me decided to do the old switcheroo with everyone's doormats. I realize that pranks are part of being young and drunk, but I moved out of the dorm 10 years ago. If I wake up and find myself toilet-papered in, I'm moving into my car.
Ugh.
Day 2 of Being a Vegetarian: I've already cheated! I went out with some ladies for my friend's birthday (we had cocktails...which might be why I'm having trouble typing.) I was enraptured by one gal's story about how she Nairs her boyfriend's back twice a year. Before I knew it, I'd eaten 3 pieces of calamari. I forgot I wasn't supposed to eat meat! Although it was just the tentacles (or the testicles, as one of the girls called it.) Does that even count?
1 comment:
I'm going to go with... yes, it does count.
But it's not like you're the first vegetarian with exceptions/cheat-breaks out there ;)
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